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09-19-2006, 05:02 PM
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Pappu and his Teacher..
TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water? PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!! TEACHER : What are you talking about? PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O ! ----------------------------------- TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America . PAPPU : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America ? CLASS : PAPPU! ----------------------------------- TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"? PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L" TEACHER : No, that's wrong PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!  ----------------------------------- TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I". PAPPU : I is... TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am." PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ----------------------------------- TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE? " PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time." ----------------------------------- TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?" PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"  ----------------------------------- PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt ? FATHER : No. Why do you ask that? PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?  ----------------------------------- TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots ! PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home. ----------------------------------- TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ? PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.  ----------------------------------- TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ? PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog ! ----------------------------------- TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? PAPPU: A teacher  -----------------------------------
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09-20-2006, 10:54 AM
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LOOL very cool sis
keep up the great work
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09-20-2006, 01:25 PM
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loooooooool
thank you spoiled girl : )
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