Women vs. Men

roreto · 04-25-2008, 05:35 PM

My friend sent me this e mail ..........I like to share it with all of you.......its wonen vs men........................

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving
each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the
next day,he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early
morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on
a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM " He left it where he knew
she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and
he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his
wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM . Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted
to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked
sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied , " in-laws"

WOMEN'S REVENGE

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished
to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a
television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me,and
I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

WORDS

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
day. 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the
coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you
should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my
coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the
Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says
..........."HEBREWS"
God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

**TEETOO** · 04-25-2008, 10:35 PM

hi sis
Thanks alot
thats so great
mmmm Ithink i liked the first
keep up your great work
best wishes
your sister: TEETOO

roreto · 04-25-2008, 10:46 PM

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hi sis
Thanks alot
thats so great
mmmm I think i liked the first
keep up your great work
best wishes
your sister: TEETOO

I appreciate that you read my topic and enjoyed it

Pass on to a smart women thats looking for a good laugh or a man that can handle it

**طواش** · 04-26-2008, 12:18 PM

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المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة roreto

My friend sent me this e mail ..........I like to share it with all of you.......its wonen vs men........................

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving
each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the
next day,he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early
morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on
a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM " He left it where he knew
she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and
he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his
wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM . Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted
to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked
sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied , " in-laws"

WOMEN'S REVENGE

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished
to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a
television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me,and
I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

WORDS

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
day. 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the
coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you
should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my
coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the
Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says
..........."HEBREWS"
God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

Fantastic topic, they really cracked me up

Thanks for sharing them with us

roreto · 04-26-2008, 05:08 PM

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Fantastic topic, they really cracked me up

Thanks for sharing them with us

I'm glad you liked it and it takes a real man to accept the truth about men

**طواش** · 04-27-2008, 11:11 AM

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I'm glad you liked it and it takes a real man to accept the truth about men

Thanks for the sweet compliment sister

بنت فيصل · 04-27-2008, 02:51 PM

LoooL
Nice one
Women Vs. Men

The Silent treatment and Words were ever so funny
^^ I liked creation

I enjoyed reading this
thanks for all

**bundy** · 04-27-2008, 09:05 PM

salam alukiem sister

first of all, welcome to the english froum and really it's an intersting topic

i like all of the stories there but the first one really craked me up

waiting for more of your topics and replies soon and till that time take care

your brother
bundy

roreto · 04-28-2008, 12:43 AM

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salam alukiem sister

first of all, welcome to the english froum and really it's an intersting topic

i like all of the stories there but the first one really craked me up

waiting for more of your topics and replies soon and till that time take care

your brother
bundy

wa3ali3um elsalam hala brother
the english forum is interesting itself and im glad i joined thanx
for your welcoming
i too liked all the topics and the words in particular you take care of yourself as well salam

يا ظماي · 04-30-2008, 09:27 AM

loooooooooooooooool

I liked the one which was about creation

that woman was so clever,,,we should learn how to switch the situation for your sake

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