What Happens if ?!

What Happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee ?!



The British: will throw the cup into the street and leave
The coffee shop for good.


The American: will get
The insect out and drink the coffee.




The Chinese: will eat the insect and drink the coffee.



The Israeli will:


:
(1) Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the
Chinese.



(2) Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.



(3) Accuse the Palestinians, Hizb Allah, Syria and Iran
of using germ-weapons.



(4) Keep on crying about anti- semitism and violations of
Human rights.





(5) Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects
In the cups of coffee.



(6) Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip.




(7) Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and
Electricity from Palestinian houses and randomly shoot Palestinians.





(8) Ask the United States for urgent military support and a
Loan of one million dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee.

(9) Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner
By making him offer free coffee to him till the end of the
Century.





(10) Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be
Standing still, not even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation.

hehe it's funny if u think about it

that's exactly how they behave


thnks sis for the topic

keep em coming

its realy funny and true
thanks my sis

you are right badi
thahk you dear

you are right twilight
thank you dear

I like the way you portrayed the Jews reaction

Typical of a bothersome nation

Thanks for making this wise-cracker

(1) Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the
Chinese. >>>>It's so0 funny..

they are materialistic and selfesh nation..

thank U dear 4 this funny artical

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LOL
Thats some dope joke
Keep it up sis