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10-30-2009, 11:28 AM
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xx The Ad in the paper xx
Hello everyone this is a short yet very funny story from inspireme.net = = = == = = The local newspaper funeral notice telephone operator received a phone call A woman on the other end asked ??How much do funeral notices cost $5.00 per word, Ma'am came the response ?Good, do you have a paper and pencil handy Yes, Ma'am OK, write this "Fred dead" I'm sorry, Ma'am; I forgot to tell you there's a five-word minimum Hmmph came the reply You certainly did forget to tell me that A moment of silence ??Got your pencil and paper Yes, Ma'am "OK, print this: "Fred dead, Cadillac for sale 
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10-30-2009, 03:19 PM
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lol black humour 's the best
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10-30-2009, 05:29 PM
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hahaha
I wonder what she woud have said if he told her there's a seven -word minimum 
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11-01-2009, 05:12 PM
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اقتباس:
it is  thnks for passing sis اقتباس:
fred dead. good riddence. cadilac for sale thnks for passing ever |
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11-01-2009, 06:21 PM
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اقتباس:
This is really vicious badi
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11-03-2009, 07:10 AM
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hehehe it is
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